Chaos

I apologize for the unreadability of the last post, and in advance for this post as well. At the very moment that my dial-up internet connected to my blog, the following things happened in succession:

1. I realized the light on the answering machine was blinking. I listened to the new message stating that we have a showing scheduled for later today.

2. A can of soda exploded all over the kitchen cabinets.

3. Infamous Lurleen walked into the house and planted her generous behind on the remaining unoccupied dining room chair. (The kids were eating at the time)

4. My daughter had a breakdown and threw the nearest object at Lurleen's baby daughter.

Of course any normal neighbor would have excused themselves quickly stating that they would visit on a more convenient occasion. Alas, I am not blessed with normal neighbors.