Trailer Trash

So this morning I hear someone pull up in front of the house. Only, it's not a visitor or even someone noticing the "for sale" sign. Nope it's a trash-picker. Literally. After rummaging through our buckets of trash and grabbing a few items that piqued their interest they sped off.

Being the kind compassionate human that I am, I almost invited them in for a free lunch since they seemed so desperate. However, at the sight of my ugly mug at the doorway they immediately fled. Did they really think that I would get upset that they were taking my rejects? Or maybe it was just the sighting of my curious face that frightened them.